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Joke of the Day

It was that time, during the Sunday morning  service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited 
to come forward. 
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, 
"That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, 
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron. 

Thought of the Day


Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others. 
-William Allen White